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Part Pastor, Part Prehistoric Killing Machine – Velocipastor!
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Part Pastor, Part Prehistoric Killing Machine – Velocipastor!

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Part Pastor, Part Prehistoric Killing Machine – Velocipastor!

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So I had every intention of writing a rather lengthy intro to the trailer for Velocipastor. I was going to talk of scantily clad women. I was going to pontificate on the awesomeness of ninjas and how their universal appeal has transcended that of the mystic mountain gorilla. Then, I came to my sense and thought it best that I let the unbridled majesty of the trailer speak for itself. Behold! Velocipastor!

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