Part Pastor, Part Prehistoric Killing Machine – Velocipastor!

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So I had every intention of writing a rather lengthy intro to the trailer for Velocipastor. I was going to talk of scantily clad women. I was going to pontificate on the awesomeness of ninjas and how their universal appeal has transcended that of the mystic mountain gorilla. Then, I came to my sense and thought it best that I let the unbridled majesty of the trailer speak for itself. Behold! Velocipastor!

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Ash Hamilton is not only the owner of, but also one of its major contributors. A long time horror movie enthusiast, Ash has lent his personality to radio and television and continues to support his favorite genre through his writing and art. He also loves beef jerky and puppies... and low-grade street-quality hallucinogens.

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