We horror fans can be a finicky bunch and buying for us can often seem like a nightmare. In light of this little dilemma, I have decided to take it upon myself to write this handy guide to what to buy this holiday season. Here you will find video games, DVDs, toys and maybe even a few little plush monstrosities to fill those stockings. Just remember, no matter how frustrated you get… BACK AWAY FROM THE SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR!!!! Especially if you’re shopping at a second hand store… I mean, really?!?!? That’s how germs are spread. Shall we begin? VIDEO GAMES: Wii Horror fans might find the wii a little too family friendly friendly for their tastes. That being said, there are still some great titles to get the blood flowing and the adrenaline surging. Dead Space: Extraction
Although I haven’t played this particular title, the Dead Space franchise seems to be a mainstay in the industry and I’ve heard good things about this shooter. There is also an enhanced version for those PS3 owners out there that ports over the wii controls for the Playstation Move.Buy Now from Amazon The House of the Dead: Overkill
This one is not for the pint-sized zombies in your house, unless you want your nine year old going to school sounding like Samuel Jackson on a smack binge… For the most part HOTD: Overkill sets out to do exactly what it promises: zombies, gore, a huge nod to exploitation cinema and a lot of fun. Although a little repetitive and featuring some pretty clunky reload action, this is a title you’ll be glad you have for when the New Years revelers show up with dip and that jailhouse toilet-wine your friend Rodney makes.Buy Now from Amazon Cursed Mountain
Cursed Mountain in no way references the stack of nudie mags in your shed that your uncle left you when he went into the clink. What is does is provide a wii exclusive (console anyways) horror game that is heavy on atmosphere and story.Buy Now from Amazon You might also want to check out: Silent Hill: Shattered Memories Resident Evil 4 Calling VIDEO GAMES: PS3 PS3 is admittedly my console of choice. I know there are a lot of 360 purists out there, but I was sold on the bluray playback, so nanner, nanner, nanner. (Of course if I was making my game selections solely for Playstation Network accessibility I would have been sitting on a watertower somewhere with an assault rifle earlier this year, so go figure) Splatterhouse
Although not a “look-over-your-shoulder” title, Splaterhouse delivers on so many levels for the die-hard gorehound. For those that remember the original Splatterhouse in the late 80s, you are going to bathe in blood soaked nostalgia. For those that don’t, well… bask in your youth and go chase girls and backpack across Europe… what the hell are you doing sitting around playing video games, anyways?!?!?Buy for the PS3 on Amazon Buy for XBOX 360 on Amazon Siren Blood Curse
Although I was not a huge fan of the controls of this game (using the games’ patented Epileptic-at-a-Rave technology) I have been told that should I stick it out Blood Curse proves itself to be quite possibly the most chill inducing horror title for the PS3. Couple that with the fact that it is a available as a download might make this one a no-brainer.The House of the Dead: Overkill (Extended Cut)
So we might have covered this already in the Wii, but there are levels not included in that version here, PLUS… this one is 3D compatible… so you can kick ass in at least one more dimension… just like Buckaroo Bonzai…You might also want to check out: Dead Space 2 Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare VIDEO GAMES: XBOX 360 Ok… I know there is this “cult of xbox”; xbox enthusiasts who rival the long-term supporters of Apple… they are rabid… dress in the skin of their kills and will defend their favorite console to a grisly end. However, I don’t own one, so it looks like I will have to listen to the people’s voice on this one and give some suggestions based on user reviews and what not… Dead Island
Oh yeah… zombies and a place where you are almost guaranteed hot towels monogramed with the emblem of the resort and its faceless parent company… throw in a volleyball and we are all over it!!! Better yet, read our in depth review of it here and get the real skinny!!! Read our ReviewRise of Nightmares
Its the first M-rated game for the Kinect and although we were all hoping this would be that long rumored first person Ron Jeremy “shooter” alas… it is Rise of Nightmares. However, its nice to see Kinect stepping up with a nice horror title such as this, AND, xbox has been promoting it pretty heavily took which is refreshing. Search for your missing wife amidst zombies and try not to become dinner… I still think it might have benefitted from Mr. Jeremy at the helm, but my pleas for common sense go unanswered.Dead Rising 2
Play it some more, same as before. More zombies need to be killed inventively and its up to you to come back to Dead Rising for another round. I enjoy this franchise and its base element is really a huge love letter to fans of horror and zombie cinema. Use whatever you can to dispatch of the undead… and in a move that equals a hiroshima of the rotting and shambling… Celine Dion is your secret weapon (this is a joke… well its actually two jokes if you count Ms. Dion… so don’t go scouring the net for Celine Dion DLC for Dead Rising 2… but if you do, and you find something… I want it).These are just a few, but based on either personal experience or a lot of positive reviews web-wide… you really can’t go wrong with these titles. Next stop… Blurays, DVDs and all those films that fit snugly in a sock nailed to your fireplace (not that sock, we’ve talked about that sock) … this might take a while, but we promise we’ll be done before you hear those familiar footsteps on the
