Yeah, I’m from the midwest. Yes, a lot of those stereotypes are true. Yes, you should always observe local customs when interacting with the local yocals. SO, now that we have that out of the way…go to a frickin waterpark, kiddos!!! If the poster for “Countrycide” tells us anything it is that is still NOT safe to go back into the woods… take a look at the image, watch the trailer and then be grateful for suburbia and all of its strip malls.